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The Art of Unhooking THE Bra

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Thu, 10 Jan 2008 00:19:28 -0800

Has this ever happened to you?

You meet a girl, hit it off, and in an hour or two you have her moaning unabashedly while you’re kissing her neck and you're trying to figure out how to unhook her bra.

Next scene: she’s out the door, and you’re staring into space, mentally kicking yourself for failing in what clearly seems to be a problem among the male population: the difficulty in unhooking your girl’s bra.

her bra is giving you a "hard" time

In the past, I’ve had difficulties and kicked myself for being such klutz, but with a bit of research and a whole lot of practice, I’ve been snapping and unhooking those bras with a very small rate of failure ever since. Although it would be great to have her tearing her clothes off – bra included - more often than not, it’s you - yes, you the man – who has to free her from her boob-y traps.

But first, you have to know the enemy: the bra.

Hooked bra

What the heck is that contraption that has made your life a living hell?

According to the great resource, the WIKIPEDIA, the Bra or the brassiere, “is an article of clothing that covers, supports, and elevates the breasts”. It evolved from the corset (respect to the men of the middle ages who had to deal with the corset!), and is used mainly as an undergarment unless you’re Madonna who’s made bras out of cones.

how do I unhook thee? Let me count the ways

Browse a Victoria’s Secret catalogue and you’ll be amazed at the kinds of bras splashed on the pages but no matter how padded or how plunging it is, or how hot Adriana Lima is - it all seems trivial to the case at hand: whether or not the clasp is in front or at the back.

Front clasps are pretty easy to remove, even the ladies will agree – but the process is awkward since it’ll be obvious to the lady in front of you that you want some under the shirt action (note to self: make sure she’s given you ALL the signs she wants some action too)

Now the back clasp – that’s a different story all together.

Two ways to Unhook a Bra

Unhooked bra

There are two ways to unhook a bra: the two handed method, and the ever popular, but hard to master, one handed method.

The Two Handed Method

Using your left hand, grab the eyes side (where the hooks latch on), and with your right hand grab the other side – the hook. Pull both ends together to loosen the hooks, and then twist your right hand (still holding the hooks) to about 45 degrees, and voila, her bra is unhooked.

The One Handed Method

Many have tried, but only few are successful (judging on the amount of resource material available on the internet). The One Handed Method requires practice, dexterity of hands, and full knowledge of what lies beneath her shirt. No amount of blah blah can substitute the real thing, so here's a video for you to learn from:

(can't view the video? click here -> VideoJug: How To Undo Her Bra With One Hand)

Dry your tears now, wasn't that awesome?

Playboy has a cool blue print-like demonstration of how to unhook a bra - Click to continue.

A few tips when unhooking her bra:

Make sure she’s given you signs she wants you to remove her bra. If she shows no resistance when you graze or touch her breasts while still wearing her shirt (at least two times), there’s a big chance she’ll allow the removal of her bra.

Women are victims of their own boob-y traps – they also have a difficult time removing or putting on their bras, so if you fumble the first time, don’t lose hope. Distract her by kissing her ears, or biting her neck, and start once again.

Practice on a friend, preferably a girl. Practice on a chair, a single couch, on a teddy bear. Like all other skills, practice makes perfect.

No means no. If she shows resistance when you first try to unhook her bra, stop and continue to distract her. If after a while you try to do it again, and she still resists, then by all means, stop. It may not be your lucky night after all.

Make her WANT to do it.

There’s nothing sadder in the world than to see a guy fumbling to unhook a girl's bra. Don’t you envy those who have accessed the goods trapped beneath those bras, and have since being doing this to a hundred of bra-wearing ladies? (some don’t wear bras) If women can practice on popsicle sticks to give you the best head of your life, then you should be able to return the favor and snap those hooks in seconds.

Practice, practice, practice - and you may well be on your way of perfecting the art of unhooking a bra.

other sources:

Wiki After Dark

Another cool video to unhook her bra

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5 Tools To Make a Man's Life Easier

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Thu, 03 Jan 2008 22:15:07 -0800

It’s not easy to be a man.

From battling teenage acne, failing to get a date for prom, having your mother watching over your shoulder + nagging, to finally getting a date and waiting for her to get done fixing herself up for 2 hours now, and getting a job you so obviously hate - a man’s life isn’t easy.

Man, however, wasn't born to be wimpy, and he has created tools to make life easier. Here are just some "tools" you men (and the ladies) might find useful:

1. MagWear - Handyman's Helper Magnetic Wristband

Magwear handyman's helper magnetic wristband

You have all the shiny tools - but they keep getting scattered all over the floor when you're trying to fix something - don't you just hate it when you lose that final screw and you have to find every nook and cranny of your workplace for it? I know I do, and the Magnetic Wristband has an incredibly strong magnet to keep your tools in place - according to the the website spoonsisters.com, "it’s so strong you can actually pile the hardware on in layers". Everyone can use this - no matter how thick your wrist is - coz it uses velcro for straps. Eat your heart out Martha Stewart (I'm sure she uses one too)

Big universal remote control

2. Big Universal Remote Control

Women don't understand our penchant for sticking our asses on that couch to watch the boobtube. Often though, a lot of time is spent looking for the remote control. With Solutions.com's Big Universal Remote Control, those days are over. No more wasted time looking for the remote control - it's too big for you not to see it (and too big to get hidden in-between the pillows on your couch). Plus since it's universal, you don't have to retain several remote controls for the dvd, the sound system.. and the list goes on.

Just one big ass remote control for your electronic devices.

ThinkGeek.com brings us the next tool to make a man's life easier.

3. Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker

Sonic boom alarm clock with bed shaker

Whether it's a date, an appointment, a flight or any schedule where you HAVE to be there - the Sonic Bomb Alarm Clock with Bed Shaker will guarantee you wake up on time to get there ON TIME. This alarm clock from the folks at thinkgeek has a bed shaker feature and if you don't get up with enough shakes, the volume alarm can get as loud as a jackhammer - and more (113 decibels, 3 decibels more than a jackhammer). Snooze function available. Mr. Punctual you are!
4. Dear Cab Driver Napkins

Dear cab driver

We tend to forget that the human body can only drink so much alcohol and during those times we resemble a slug crawling the ground, these dear dab driver napkins will "hopefully" bring us to our places. Pray that payment has been made by the one who hailed the taxi, or on the way home, you've regained your ability to differentiate a dollar from a benjamin.

Last but not the least...

5. Rear-View Computer Mirror

Rear view computer mirror

How many times have you been caught by your boss sending personal emails or browsing youtube, or you've been caught by the girlfriend checking out a porn site? Never fear, the rear-view computer mirror is here! Don't you just hate people who look over your shoulder? This nifty tool functions as the eyes at the back of your head when you're busy doing something you're not supposed to be doing. It gives you a wide angle view of who's snooping behind your back, or when the boss comes in the door. It attaches to your computer via velcro (another great tool that made mankind's life easier).

To be a man, confronted with the difficulties of life. Good thing there are some smarties born within the population who make these tools, and make life easier.

How about you? What tools have made your life easier?

Pictures are from the following sites:

http://www.spoonsisters.com
http://solutions.com
http://thinkgeek.com

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The four B's for your hangover

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Tue, 01 Jan 2008 23:09:23 -0800

Who doesn’t love the holidays? Aside from the normal stressful activities associated with the holidays, you can’t discount the fact the holidays are just another reason for everyone to celebrate and drink! To celebrate the new year, my friends and I went to a college friend's mansion (yes he has one, and all I have is a dinky studio apartment, tell me is life not unfair?) where we welcomed 2008 with a bang!

Party

For everyone's who's had to wake up in the morning after a night of drinking, nothing compares to the feeling of a dry throat, a head full of lead, and a sour taste to your tongue - Hangovers are inevitable when you're drinking. There are really no fast fixes for hangovers and as they say, prevention is always better than cure, so when you’re about to party hard just remember the four B's:

B – Burger

load up on the carbo

Eat a burger before drinking. You want to take in a lot of carbohydrates to soak up the alcohol you’re about to drink – this in turn will lessen the effects of the alcohol on you. Less alcohol absorbed = less sorry of a hangover you’ll have in the morning. Bread is good too.

B – Bathroom

The line may be long, but frequently relieving yourself can help pace you when drinking and naturally, flush the alcohol from your body. We’re only human, and we can’t process more than ounce of alcohol per hour – so take that trip to the bathroom.

B – Bloody Mary

No, you don’t have to chant in front of a mirror, you just have to make it. Popularly known as the “hair of the dog”, this concoction has vodka, tomato juice, and a variety of herbs and spices to lessen the effects of your hangover. It’s very simple and takes only a few minutes to make (provided you can find the ingredients in your kitchen!).

Bananas before and after partying

B – Bananas

Bananas are a good source of potassium which you lose when you drink. They also have fructose and a great source of energy. Force yourself to eat one before going out for the night, and after taking a drink of the bloody mary.

Bottomline: moderate your drinking so your hangover will suck less – and just stick to one drink please – you’ll feel better in the morning, and your liver will thank you for it.

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it was great knowing you, 2007

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:46:22 -0800

and although you'll be missed, I can't wait for 2008! More importantly, I can't wait for the new movies coming out this year.

My goals for 2008

1. Buy myself a new mac.
2. Get into photography. again. I've missed the dark room.
3. Lose my beer belly - which means less booze, boo.
4. ~~Quit~~ Smoke Less
5. Move out of my old studio and into a new, bigger apartment. Hopefully by the 1st half of the year
6. Travel more and with it, be more adventurous with my choice of food (they say Thailand has a lot of "unique" street food)

Those are my goals - at the top of my head. Will be adding a few more as the months progress. I hope to achieve my goals and make this 2008 kick ass!

Happy New Year everyone! Cheers!

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5 Reasons to march to the nearest theater in 2008

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Thu, 27 Dec 2007 08:59:30 -0800

Men, ready your equipment!

Money to buy popcorn, drinks, a few other snacks and candies? Check!
Proper clothing that isn't too warm, not too light either for optimum viewing experience? Check!
Ballpen, Paper to write a few witty comments every now and then while viewing? Check!
Girlfriend to hug when it gets too cold? Err.. this you gotta work on.

Presenting the 5 reasons you'll see me lined up at the nearest movie house in 2008.

Definitely_maybe

1. Definitely, Maybe
Starring: Ryan Reynolds, Rachel Weisz, Isla Fisher, Elizabeth Banks.

Ryan Reynold's character is a political consultant who, in his past dating life, dated the 3 ladies (it really IS a FICTIONAL movie) and produced a daughter. Fast forward 11 years, the daughter wants to know who her mother is and Reynolds has to tell the tale of those 3 relationships. So it's probably a chick flick but hey, put 3 lovely ladies in 1 movie and tell me, you won't watch it? Gentlemen, I came for the ladies.

Comes to your movie houses by Feb 14, 2008. A definite date movie. Directed by Adam Brooks who also did Bridget Jones 2, as well as Wimbledon and Practical Magic. Watch the trailer of Definitely, Maybe.

The dark knight

2. The Dark Knight

This movie needs no intro. After the uber-successful Batman Begins, everybody has been honkering for this movie and Christian Bale comes back as the dark crusader, and with him he brings Heath Ledger as the Joker. Christopher Nolan directs this movie, touted to be the best movie of 2008. Trailers are everywhere, movie posters are out, so when is this movie hitting the screens? July 18th, 2008.

Maggie Gyllenhaal fills in where Katie Holmes-Cruise left off. Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine as Alfred, and Gary Oldman are also back. Watch the trailer for The Dark Knight.

The other boleyn girl

3. The Other Boleyn Girl

I'm a fan of historical movies, and this one I have to see - not only for the fact that Natalie Portman pits talents with Scarlett Johansson. Both are Boleyn girls. Natalie as Anne, and Scarlett as Mary. Sisters turn against each other for the heart of the English King, Henry VIII. If you know your history - or you're a history freak like I am - Anna Boleyn was beheaded at the Tower of London, and rumor has it that she did not sleep with the king till he was able to annul his first marriage, and make her his Queen. Girl Power eh? Shows at theaters by Feb 29, 2008. Directed by Justin Chadwick. Watch the trailer for The Other Boleyn Girl

4. Hellboy II: The Golden Army

What's red, always grouchy and manages to kick demon ass back to where they came from? Hellboy! Fans of this comic book character, cheer up! It's been confirmed that indeed in 2008, Hellboy II will come out to a theater you! Of course, you can count on Hellboy to kick some ass bigtime, Selma Blair as Liz to light up the screen, and Abe Sapien to freak you out. Same director as the first one - Guillermo del Toro. Hits the screens by July 11, 2008. Watch the trailer of HellBoy II: The Golden Army.

and so I end my 5 reasons to march to your nearest theater in 2008 with a movie my girlfriend is bugging me to watch. Make a guess. A TV series made into a movie. 4 ladies. One sexy city.

Sex and the city

5. Sex and the City the Movie

Almost all the women in my life - my mother, my sisters, my cousins, my girlfriend, and my girlfriend's friends included - have bugged me into writing this movie down as one of the reasons. If I don't write this down, I just might loss all my organs and I still have plans to spread my genes in the future.

Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon are back as the sexy foursome in the city of New York. From the teaser trailer, I can surmise that Sarah Jessica Parker is getting married, while Kim Cattral is wearing a ridiculous blazer with shoulder pads the height of Empire State Bldg (probably a look back to the 80s in the movie). BIG is still in the movie, and Jennifer Hudson is a refreshing addition to the cast. Directed by the series' director Michael Patrick King. Release date is on May 30, 2008.

Other movies to watch out for:

Be Kind, Rewind (starring Jack Black and Mos Def)
X-Files 2
Son of Rambow
Valkyrie (starring Tom Cruise)
Where the Wild Things are (directed by Spike Jonez)

Sources: IMDB.com, and Firstshowing.net

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Enjoyable Exercise

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Wed, 12 Dec 2007 17:09:28 -0800

Few months ago, I had grown a beer belly, and few months ago, I didn't care. But one day, I spotted a hot chick and I instantly flirted with her. To my shock, I got turned down. As she glanced and laughed at me, I looked to where she was concentrated when she was laughing, and I saw my belly hanging out of my shirt. I was also disgusted. I couldn't even blame her for turning me down. That is when I realize that I needed to cut this flab off my belly.

I thought of what workout would work for me, a workout that I will enjoy. Then it hit me. I remembered my teen days when I used to have firm body, with no flab hanging around. I enjoyed those days when I was at the park with my first love, my skateboard. I even named her after my first girlfriend, Court, short for Courtney.

After that day, I woke up early, headed to the park and skate to my delight. I didn't even notice the time. I almost forgot my appointment with my Indie friends (we're planning on making a low budget video). Anyway, I went home feeling happy and healthy.

I’ve forgotten how much it made me happy, and so experiencing it once again made me addicted to it. Every morning, I wake up early, and do my routine exercise.

Skateboarding is a fun, healthy, and exciting sport. It is not what everybody is thinking. You’ll be disciplined, and it keeps your head on track and clear. So, if you’re looking for a healthy, exciting, and enjoyable way of exercising and trimming down, skateboarding is what you need. Experience the rush I am experiencing right now. And oh, I already have several dates after a month of working out, and I didn’t even need to hit on them, they all flirted with me. Haha!

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10 Movies You Must Watch Before You Die

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 22:03:39 -0800

Dying very soon? Are you on a death toll? Well, before you die, there are 10 great movies that you must watch first. How did I know that this is worth your time? I watched it, and so must you, to prove that I am right.

Due to boredom and got nothing else to do, I decided to have a movie marathon by myself. I went to my entertainment room and selected 10 movies that I love the most. It took me 15 hours just watching them. Here are my top 10 greatest movies of all time. I started with:

Goonies

1. The Goonies – a 1985 movie that was directed by Richard Donner and a story made by Steven Spielberg. A ragtag group of young misfits are what they call the “Goonies”. These “Goonies”, who were from the “Goon Docks” neighborhood of Astoria, Oregon, started to go on an adventure to find the buried treasure of One-Eyed Willie, a legendary 17th-century pirate, hoping to save their homes from demolition.

Never ending story

2. Never Ending Story – is the 1984 film adaptation of the German fantasy novel by Michael Ende and the production was directed by Wolfgang Petersen.

Starring Barret Oliver as Bastian Balthazar Bux (named only "Bastian Bux" in the movie), Noah Hathaway as Atreyu, and Tami Stronach as The Childlike Empress.

The story began when Bastian started reading the book “The Never Ending Story”. And his adventure started when he started reading the book. To be able to save “Fantasia”, Bastian should rebuild the entire world through wishes and imagination.

Kids

3. Kids – a 1995 American film written by Harmony Korine and directed by Larry Clark. The film is focused on a day in the life of a group of teenagers in New York City and Disturbing, dark, low-budget independent film about teenagers growing up in poverty in New York City.

The story focuses on Telly (Leo Fitzpatrick), a teen who has a goal to de-flower as many virgins as he can. When one of his old encounters discovers that she is H.I.V.-positive, after only one encounter with a guy, Telly remains undaunted. (http://www.imdb.com/)

Godfather

4. The Godfather – a 1972 crime film based on the novel of the same name, The Godfather, written by Mario Puzo. The movie was directed by Francis Ford Coppola, with screenplay by Puzo and Coppola. The Godfather was initially ranked as the third greatest film in American cinematic history. The story spans ten years from late 1945 to 1955 and chronicles the life of the Corleone crime family.

GodfatherII

5. The Godfather Part II - is a 1974 motion picture directed by Francis Ford Coppola from a script co-written with Mario Puzo. The Internet Movie Database ranks it as the third best movie of all time with the movie's predecessor, The Godfather, ranked as #1, and the American Film Institute lists it as #32. Considered by many, they all say that “The Godfather Part II” is the greatest sequel of all-time. This sequel is nominated for 11 Academy Awards and winning 6, including the Best Picture Award and the Best Supporting Actor Award.

It is considered by some critics to be even better than the original. The film is both a sequel and a prequel to The Godfather, chronicling the story of the Corleone family following the events of the first film while also depicting the rise to power of the young Vito Corleone, played by Robert De Niro.

6. The Godfather Part III (1990) – is the third and final film in the Godfather trilogy written by Mario Puzo and

GodfatherIII

Francis Ford Coppola, and directed by Coppola. It completes the story of Michael Corleone, a Mafia godfather who tries to legitimize his criminal empire. The movie also weaves into its plot a fictionalized account of real-life events — the mysterious 1978 death of Pope John Paul I and the Papal banking scandal of 1981-1982 — and links them with each other and with the affairs of Michael Corleone. The film stars Al Pacino, Diane Keaton, Talia Shire, Andy Garcia, Eli Wallach, Joe Mantegna, George Hamilton, Bridget Fonda, and Sofia Coppola.

7. Good Fellas - is a 1990 film directed by Martin Scorsese, based on the book

Goodfellas

Wiseguy by Nicholas Pileggi, the true story of mob informer Henry Hill. The film stars Ray Liotta as Henry Hill, Robert De Niro as Jimmy Conway (based on Jimmy Burke), Joe Pesci, who won the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor for his role as the sociopath Tommy DeVito (based on Tommy DeSimone), Lorraine Bracco as Hill's wife (Karen Hill), and Paul Sorvino as Paulie Cicero (based on Paul Vario).

City of god

8. City Of God - is an Academy Award-nominated 2002 Brazilian film, released in its home country in 2002 and worldwide in 2003. It was adapted by Bráulio Mantovani from the 1997 novel of the same name written by Paulo Lins which, both the film and the book, are based on a true story; the war between Knockout Ned and Li'l Zé is based on their real life counterparts. It was directed by Kátia Lund and Fernando Meirelles.

The film received four Academy Award nominations in 2004: Best Cinematography (César Charlone), Best Directing (Meirelles), Best Editing (Daniel Rezende) and Best Writing (Adapted Screenplay) (Mantovani). Before that, in 2003 it had been chosen to be Brazil's runner for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film, but it was not nominated to be one of the five finalists.

In October 2002, a spin-off television series, City of Men, premiered on Rede Globo

9. Y Tu Mama Tambien - (literally "And your mom, too", released in English-speaking markets under the original

Y tu mama tambien

Spanish title) is a 2001 Mexican film written by Carlos Cuarón and directed by Alfonso Cuarón. The film chronicles a coming-of-age story of two teenage boys taking a road trip with a woman in her late twenties. The film is set against the backdrop of the political and economic realities of present-day Mexico, specifically at the end of the uninterrupted seventy-year line of Mexican presidents from the Institutional Revolutionary Party, and the rise of the opposition headed by Vicente Fox. The film achieved great success in its native country and received awards and critical acclaim in foreign territories.

Amores perros

10. Amores Perros – is a Mexican film directed by Alejandro González Iñárritu in 2000. It is an anthology film, containing three distinct stories, which are connected by a car accident in Mexico City. Each of the three tales is also a reflection on the cruelty of humans towards each other, showing how they end up living darker and more hideous lives than the dogs around them. It was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Foreign Language Film in 2001.

The film was released under its Spanish title in the English-speaking world, although it was sometimes translated as Love's a Bitch in marketing. In a 2001 interview on National Public Radio, Iñárritu pointed out that an American English idiom, Love's a Bitch is not a satisfactory translation of the title. (http://en.wikipedia.org)

There you have it, my top 10 greatest movies. Anyone who share same interests as mine, feel free to comment, or you could also suggest some movies that I should also watch before I die. Enjoy!

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What's New and What's Hot!

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Fri, 07 Dec 2007 20:55:31 -0800

Want to know what’s new and what’s hot, are you provided with the service you want with your email service provider? Here is something you should consider. Here is a semi-software review of the latest e-mail server, CMail Server.

Cmail

The New CMail Server version 5.4.6 is an e-mail server product from youngzsoft.net. It received an award from SoftSea editor review as an excellent e-mail server and was awarded with 5-Star Rating.

CMail Pop3 Mail Server enables every computer in your office to send and receive e-mail not only across the Internet but also within your Local Area Network.

PC's running Windows 95, Windows 98, Windows ME, Windows NT, Windows 2000, Apple Macintosh and Acorn computers can all connect to the CMail Service.

It is very simple to configure and very easy to maintain. CMail delivers the mailing list ability along with support for all the major mail packages such as Microsoft Exchange, Pegasus and Eudora. Alternatively, you can configure CMail to permit e-mail access through a standard web browser such as Internet Explorer - ideal where different people frequently use terminals.

SoftSea.com had fully tested, reviewed and uploaded the installed files. CMail Server does not contain any adware or spyware. You can download the latest version (CMail 5.4.6) of this email server software (1.73 MB) from special server of SoftSea.com.

The license of this email software is Shareware. The price is very costly; it is a $99.00 purchase. But for the benefit and satisfaction of the users, you can download it for free and get a free trial before you buy it.

If you want to get a full or unlimited version of CMail Server, you can buy this email software. (http://www.softsea.com)

Rating: * * * * *
Version: 5.4.6
Publisher: www.youngszoft.net
File Size: 1.73 MB
Date: November 25, 2007
Price: $99.00
License: Shareware
Directory: E-mail Server

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Does facial makes guys look gay?

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 15:59:22 -0800

I was at the mall yesterday. And as I was strolling along, I noticed a guy with a very clear face, going out of a facial clinic. For experimental reason, curiosity and a lot of time to waste, I went inside the clinic and asked what kind of procedure does the other guy had. Interested with what the attendant was telling me, I realized that I was about to be one of the guys I used to laugh at for being so gay and vain because I always thought that facials are only for cute girls.

So, for the experiment to be a complete success, I’ve decided to go through the procedure.

First, I was told to wash my face and so I did. Then I followed a girl, leading me into a bed. The first two procedures was relaxing, massaging the face and steaming it.

I was so shocked when the attendant started pricking my face and squeezing my zits. It hurts so badly, it stressed me out. What I can’t really bare was when she was squeezing my nose, It’s like she’s squeezing my whole head. Hurt badly, I can’t help but tear up. I was so ashamed and horrified.

After the procedure, I looked at my face and it was red. But I kind of like it because you could see the difference in texture and clearness of your face, before and after the procedure. This got me thinking, should I do this more often? Naaahhh, I feel so gay during and after the procedure. I was so ashamed, especially when I tear up.

And so, I therefore conclude that facial really does make guys look gay and feel gay. Never again.

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QotD: My Best Gift

nobody@vox.com(scoot30) — Tue, 04 Dec 2007 09:30:53 -0800

What is the best present you have ever given?
Submitted by quornflour.

my sincerity whenever i say i love you

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