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I was at the mall yesterday. And as I was strolling along, I noticed a guy with a very clear face, going out of a facial clinic. For experimental reason, curiosity and a lot of time to waste, I went inside the clinic and asked what kind of procedure does the other guy had. Interested with what the attendant was telling me, I realized that I was about to be one of the guys I used to laugh at for being so gay and vain because I always thought that facials are only for cute girls.

So, for the experiment to be a complete success, I’ve decided to go through the procedure.

First, I was told to wash my face and so I did. Then I followed a girl, leading me into a bed. The first two procedures was relaxing, massaging the face and steaming it.

I was so shocked when the attendant started pricking my face and squeezing my zits. It hurts so badly, it stressed me out. What I can’t really bare was when she was squeezing my nose, It’s like she’s squeezing my whole head. Hurt badly, I can’t help but tear up. I was so ashamed and horrified.

After the procedure, I looked at my face and it was red. But I kind of like it because you could see the difference in texture and clearness of your face, before and after the procedure. This got me thinking, should I do this more often? Naaahhh, I feel so gay during and after the procedure. I was so ashamed, especially when I tear up.

And so, I therefore conclude that facial really does make guys look gay and feel gay. Never again.